Greetings, Ghosties! We’re currently hard at work on what I’ll call “The Ghost Generation: Phase 2” cause I just CANNOT be the kind of guy that says “something or another…
Fuck a preamble, screw an intro, let’s dive right the fuck in! This year is a god damned travesty of the highest order, and people all around us have been…
Yeah, yeah- I know, I haven’t posted in a little while/been posting as much/whatever. I’m sorry about that, but the truth is that I just haven’t “had it” lately and…
I’ve been hearing it since March: “Virtual learning sucks! My kids can’t concentrate. I can’t get any work done!” I sympathized but was lucky as both of my kids were…
Why is it that pandemics can go on forever but not vacations? Hmmmm? No answer? Yeah, I figured. Whatever, I always know that vacations come to an end, but I…
I’m trying to be one of those people who takes the good with the bad. Never has a year tested my ability to do this so thoroughly, and sometimes I…
Notable users of the wonderful phrase “shut the fuck up” include Method Man, Samuel L. Jackson, and of course- me. It’s a group I’m happy to share breathing space with,…
That was the last thing Johnny Rotten said to the crowd at what was The Sex Pistols’ final show until their 1996 reunion. I’m sure a lot of people in…
I need a fucking vacation. That’s as eloquently as I can put it, my fucks to give have ran out and that’s it. There’s no sugar coating, no flowery prose,…
Not really, but I wanted to try my hand at clickbait. Gotcha bitches! It’s true, our son (who this post is about) IS oppressively adorable and he’s my buuuuuubby, but…